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Posted by becauseHElives (Member # 87) on :

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who’s really happy to see you?

Posted by Carol Swenson (Member # 6929) on :

Now that was funny!

How to Preserve a Husband

Be careful in your selection. Once selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.

Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them into hot water. This makes them sour, hard, and sometimes bitter. Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good, by garnishing them with kisses, wrapping them in a blanket of love, keeping them warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion, and serving with peaches and cream.

Thus prepared they will keep for years!!

Posted by lonlesol (Member # 4511) on :

Call me a party pooper if you want but I certainly disagree on this one...it isn't funny at all, BecauseHelives... [Frown]

Posted by lonlesol (Member # 4511) on :

Have you ever felt like you have been trapped in the trunk of a car for years, afraid to say anything for the fear of being locked there forever by your own spouse if you complained about it once he decided to open the trunk to let you out to breathe if only for a moment?...

I felt that way and I rebelled against my assailant!...I called God for help for I couldn't take it anymore and He delivered me from evil!...

So I have changed my mind!...If I look at it this way, it IS funny!...I may have lost my husband, but I am free and keeping away from evildoers for now on!...

As for a dog being man's best friend...I am not so sure about that either...

Posted by becauseHElives (Member # 87) on :

lonlesol ,
sorry you did not see the humor...

my wife sent it to me and I thought it was cute...

it was not posted with the intent to hurt, you or anyone else...

but there is a depth to humility to be learn in the lesson of the illustration of the little dog for all Christians... men and women...

we should be instantly willing to forgive no matter how wrong the offense against us or by who ever it comes!

this is what Yeshua was referring to by "forgive 7 X 70 times a day."

What is expected of us as we follow Yeshua by carrying our cross doesn't seam logical or fair but it is what He expects of His children.

and He has given us super natural ability to do His will by His Holy Spirit Grace,

Posted by lonlesol (Member # 4511) on :

becauseHElives...I shouldn't have responded this way, it wasn't very nice of me...do not worry about me, it may not sound that way sometimes but slowly and surely I am forgiving him more each day that passes by. I know that it should be done instantly, but at least, I am working on it...I would much rather forgive him than having to face God's wrath...he, however, will be held accountable for his own actions when he finds himself face to face with God on Judgement Day...I wouldn't want to be in his shows when that happens if he keeps on behaving the way he has for years...