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What, you never heard of a Para-sexual?
Sexual orientation is flexible, right?
A satire, written to make you think. Everything said here has already been stated extensively by those trying to change traditional marriage.
Sexual orientation is flexible, right?
Marriage – I want to marry three men, six women, four children (ages ranging from seven to ten), two dogs and a mule. And I want insurance and benefits for all of them. You do not like it, hate crime!!! Go to jail, get fined.
Hey everyone, this is my coming out notice. I have decided to CHANGE MY GENDER! (We all know from the many great organizations out there that our gender is not fixed! It is FLUID like our constitution. NOW, HRC, ACLU, Planned Parenthood, National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and so many more…)
Hoorah for me!
I am no longer to be considered a monogamous heterosexual male. From this point on, I am to be recognized as a Para-sexual. This is how I perceive my sexual orientation. You will love me and must accept me for whom I truly see myself to be.
What, you never heard of a Para-sexual? No I am not homosexual. No, I am not BI-sexual. Quit trying to limit my freedoms!
I want to have a loving, multidirectional, multifaceted marital relationship with the ones I choose to love.
These are:
* Male: Steve, Jack and John
* Female: Judy, Jane, Elizabeth, Sally, Erica and Hillary
* Children: Peter (male age 7), Jonathon (male age 9), Samantha (female age 10) and Jill (female age 9)
* Canis familiaris: Spot (male age 3, Doberman) and Fife (female age 1 ˝, french poodle)
* Mule: Pedro (age 7)
We are planning a big happy wedding ceremony; all my best friends will be invited. Bill, Hillary, Ted, Barbara B. You know the crowd. (Great people. Oh that Ted is a kicker at parties when he starts getting juiced up!)
We deserve to have a happy legal marriage and all the benefits that come with it, such as:
* We deserve full medical and dental insurance, as well as other normal benefits, from our employers for our entire family.
* Hospitals must allow me to make decisions and visitations for all my family.
* We must be allowed jointly to adopt new children, pets and livestock.
* We must be allowed public housing on universities.
* My entire family must be considered surviving partners if one of us doesn’t have a will and dies.
* We deserve Tax Benifits, Filing joint income tax returns with the IRS and state taxing authorities. The right to create a "family partnership" under federal tax laws, which allows you to divide business income among family members.
We demand all school children be taught, from preschool through college graduation, that we are a normal loving family. They must be forcibly taught that anyone who disagrees with our family’s lifestyles are terrible, hurtful, hateful bigots who should be locked away from decent people. We deserve to be protected from bullying and name-calling.
We demand that we have equal representation for the Para-sexual on all aspects television, radio, movie and print. This means at least five prime time sitcoms, three to five major motion pictures per season, and daily mention in the news media.
If American Idol does not find one of our very talented Para-sexual's to be THE American Idol, they must be thoroughly chastised in the press, and maybe sued by our great friends over at the ACLU.
Para-sexualism must become a protected lifestyle, this is a civil rights issue. We must not be discriminated against in any way. Laws must be passed protecting us from anyone who disagrees with us. Our liberty is at stake!
Our family unit is larger than most, so we will fall well below the government described poverty line. Due to this, we deserve (and demand) equal access to child care, Medicare, welfare, unemployment, food stamps and any other wonderful social program we find out there that will give us what we deserve: free money.
Your churches must also accept us. We will not allow intolerance from the pulpit. Any church that does not immediately and wholeheartedly accept us into their congregation will have their leaders arrested for hate crimes against us. We do not care that God says what we are doing is SIN… we love one another. Is not God all about LOVE??? You best be LOVING us or we will get the government to make you, religious God fearing bigots!
Your Church leaders better step up and get ready for some BIG weddings. When we come down the aisle, it is a true parade!
So, now I am out of the closet.
Are you loving me? Are you respecting me?
No? [Screams: Hey ACLU, we got another one we can sue! Send in the litigators and make sure our bank account can handle another couple hundred grand from this bigoted reader!]
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Some of the Laws to be repealed.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy
Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 35. Unnatural and lascivious acts
Section 35. Whoever commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another person shall be punished by a fine of not less than one hundred nor more than one thousand dollars or by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than five years or in jail or the house of correction for not more than two and one half years.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 34. Crime against nature
Section 34. Whoever commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature, either with mankind or with a beast, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than twenty years.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 26. Resorting to restaurants or taverns for immoral purposes
Section 26. Whoever, for the purpose of immoral solicitation or immoral bargaining, shall resort to any café, restaurant, tavern, as defined in section one of chapter one hundred and thirty-eight, or other place where food or drink is sold or served to be consumed upon the premises, and whoever shall resort to any such place for the purpose of, in any manner, inducing another person to engage in immoral conduct, and whoever, being in or about any such place, shall engage in any such acts, and any person owning, managing or controlling such place and any employee of such person who induces or knowingly suffers any person to resort to, or be in such place for the purpose of immoral solicitation or immoral bargaining, shall be punished by a fine of not less than twenty-five nor more than five hundred dollars or by imprisonment for not more than one year, or both.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 21. Instruments or other articles for self-abuse, prevention of conception or abortion, in general
Section 21. Except as provided in section twenty-one A, whoever sells, lends, gives away, exhibits, or offers to sell, lend or give away an instrument or other article intended to be used for self-abuse, or any drug, medicine, instrument or article whatever for the prevention of conception or for causing unlawful abortion, or advertises the same, or writes, prints, or causes to be written or printed a card, circular, book, pamphlet, advertisement or notice of any kind stating when, where, how, of whom or by what means such article can be purchased or obtained, or manufactures or makes any such article shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than five years or in jail or the house of correction for not more than two and one half years or by a fine of not less than one hundred nor more than one thousand dollars.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER
Chapter 272: Section 20. Advertising relative to miscarriage or prevention of pregnancy
Section 20. Except as provided in section twenty-one A, whoever knowingly advertises, prints, publishes, distributes or circulates, or knowingly causes to be advertised, printed, published, distributed or circulated, any pamphlet, printed paper, book, newspaper, notice, advertisement or reference containing words or language giving or conveying any notice, hint or reference to any person, or to the name of any person, real or fictitious, from whom, or to any place, house, shop or office where any poison, drug, mixture, preparation, medicine or noxious thing, or any instrument or means whatever, or any advice, direction, information or knowledge may be obtained for the purpose of causing or procuring the miscarriage of a woman pregnant with child or of preventing, or which is represented as intended to prevent, pregnancy shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than three years or in jail for not more than two and one half years or by a fine of not more than one thousand dollars.
PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES
TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS
CHAPTER 270. CRIMES AGAINST PUBLIC HEALTH
Chapter 270: Section 14. Spitting
Section 14. Whoever expectorates or spits upon any public sidewalk, or upon any place used exclusively or principally by pedestrians, or, except in receptacles provided for the purpose, in or upon any part of any city or town hall, any court house or court room, any public library or museum, any church or theatre, any lecture or music hall, any mill or factory, any hall of any tenement building occupied by five or more families, any school building, any ferry boat or steamboat, any railroad car or elevated railroad car, except a smoking car, any street railway car, any railroad or railway station or waiting room, or on any track, platform or sidewalk connected therewith, and included within the limits thereof, shall be punished by a fine of not more than twenty dollars.
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Lev.18
[21] And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.
(killing kids/abortion)
[22] Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
(homosexuality)
[23] Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
(beastality)
[24] Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:
[25] And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
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Doin' the Dog - Soon to be Legal in Massachusetts?
Posted: March 2 2006
By Alain
The Leftists are now trying to change the fundamental meaning of the phrase "Pet Lover!"
I received an email from Article 8 Alliance - MassResistance and it was so disturbing that I had to pass on the info.
I have long said, that if we change the meaning of marriage, it will be the beginning of an unstoppable landslide as the Left continues to push for more and more sickening lifestyles to be ratified as normal.
I wrote a satire about this a short time ago, and it is quickly coming true.
Sexual orientation is flexible, right?
http://www.alainsnewsletter.com/article.php?id=5
All right, here it is.
In the state of Massachusetts, where the leftists have already altered the meaning of marriage to include people of the same sex, they are considering legislation (HB19) that will make it legal to have sex with animals.
Not kidding.
I do not know how an elected official could even consider such a thing and still show their face in public.
The depravity of the left holds no bounds.
Think on this as well; soon after making same sex marriage legal they began forced indoctrination in all of the schools in Massachusetts teaching the children that this was a good thing. Parents who objected have been arrested and placed in jail, just for attempting to defend their children from this perversion.
Will the lefties in the NEA now want to have tolerance training to force acceptance of those who want to "DO" the dog?
This is simple fact, the Left will never stop until they have corrupted every facet of our society.
I looked up the sponsors of this legislation, I had to read their names as I wonder how they can even walk around and show their faces with out succumbing to the horrid shame from their indefensible actions. I will bet none of you would ever be able to guess what political party these 'fine folks' are affiliated with...
They are:
* David Paul Linsky - 617-722-2210
* Ruth B. Balser - 617-722-2060
* Douglas W. Peterson - 617-722-2637
* Michael E. Festa - 781-665-0030
* Robert A. O’Leary - 617-722-1570
* Ellen Story - 617-722-2011
* Alice Hanlon Peisch - 617-722-2080
What exactly are they doing? Read it:
1. SECTION 1. Section 14 of Chapter 270 of the General Laws is hereby repealed.
Spitting.
2. SECTION 2. Section 18 of Chapter 272 of the General Laws is hereby repealed.
Fornication.
3. SECTION 3. Section 20 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Advertising relative to miscarriage or prevention of pregnancy.
4. SECTION 4. Section 21 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Instruments or other articles for self-abuse, prevention of conception or abortion, in general.
5. SECTION 5. Section 21A of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Furnishing drugs, articles or information for prevention of pregnancy or conception.
6. SECTION 6. Section 26 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Resorting to restaurants or taverns for immoral purposes; engaging in such acts therein.
7. SECTION 7. Section 34 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Crime against nature.
8. SECTION 8. Section 35 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Unnatural and lascivious acts.
9. SECTION 9. Section 36 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Blasphemy.
10. SECTION 10. Section 39 of Chapter 272 is hereby repealed.
Selling goods and provisions, caring for horses, gaming, horse racing or exhibits near camp meetings.
Hey Liberals, you going to defend this as a right as well? Is "Making it" with Bessy or Fido a RIGHT? Privacy Issues and all that?
HERE IS THE INFO FROM Article 8 Alliance - MassResistance
=== 1. When does it end??? Boston Globe praises play about bestiality as Mass. Legislature considers bill to decriminalize sex with animals! ===
We repeat: When does it end??
The following is from a completely serious review of a play in this week's Boston Globe (2/28/06). A play about, well, read it for yourself:
''The Goat" is one of those plays that's a director's and actor's dream. The story of a man who blows up his perfect life all for the love of a farm animal -- and we're not talking Platonic love -- is both hysterically funny and jaw-droppingly tragic. . .
But perhaps it's our fate that there will always be a love that dare not speak its name. No matter how we pride ourselves on tolerance, there will always be something to test that tolerance. And no matter how we arrange our perfect families, there will always be temptation.
..[The playwright] is obviously having fun here with the notions of normalcy and perversion, and testing both liberal and conservative ideas of what is permissible behavior. He is also making manifest the illusions entailed in buying into middle-class values.
Read entire article here. http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2006/02/28/lyric_stages_goat_is_full_of_kicks/
Some people might just brush this off. But this is a play that is being produced in Boston. And being reviewed seriously by the major newspaper in New England.
And the Massachusetts Legislature is seriously considering a bill that would decriminalize sex with animals. That's right, bestiality. The bill is in the Judiciary Committee, has the backing of several prominent legislators (all of whom have close ties to the powerful homosexual lobby) and could go forward to the full House and Senate any day now.
We've seen pattern so many times: The pro-gay press, the avant-garde "elite", and the "progressive" lawmakers all seem to come together for the latest assault on normalcy. They want to soften us up by pushing the envelope in our faces, and before long what was once a completely lunatic and depraved idea has not only forced its way into the mainstream, but is on its way to becoming a "right."
Don't ever think that "It can't get worse." It will. Unless you are willing to get involved.
* Here's the bill currently before the Legislature (H819). http://www.mass.gov/legis/bills/house/ht00/ht00819.htm
* And here's the section of the General Laws it would repeal (among others) - G.L. Ch. Sec. 34. http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-34.htm
from http://www.alainsnewsletter.com/article.php?id=119
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