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Ripp
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron:
RIPP,
I'm a nice guy. So I'll only charge you for the cup of coffee and not for the keyboard I spit it on. [roll on floor]

Aaron

Lol, be careful or you might look like this:
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Or, you m ght sta t typ ng l ke thi . [Big Grin]

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SoftTouch
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OUCH my sides hurt!!! [pound]

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Psalm 119:104Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way. 105Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

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Aaron
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RIPP,
I'm a nice guy. So I'll only charge you for the cup of coffee and not for the keyboard I spit it on. [roll on floor]

Aaron

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Bat Elohim
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LOL!!!!! ya'll are crackin' me up!!!!
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Numbers 6:24 May ADONAI bless you and keep you. 25 May ADONAI make his face shine on you and show you his favor. 26 May ADONAI lift up his face toward you and give you peace.

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Ripp
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Judge:

"Will the defendant please rise."

"Has the jury reached a decision?"


Head juryman (Michael Jackson):

"We have your honor."


Judge:

"Please read the verdict to the courtroom."


Michael Jackson:

"We find the defendant, (music starts) Bad, he's bad, you know it. Tee-hee."

[Big Grin] [pound]

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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SoftTouch
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 - Oh Groan we are bad! LOLOL!!!

They need a smiley that's growing off a 'Corn Stalk' for us - I think we qualify [Wink] [Big Grin]

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Psalm 119:104Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way. 105Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

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[Big Grin] [pound]

Maybe the Jackson 5 can reunite for the jury? It would be a Thriller!  - [pound]

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SoftTouch
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I found this headline title on Brother Ripp's website www.rapturenews.com :

"Supremes To Judge Ten Commandments"

Can anyone else hear them singing...

"Stop in the name of Love, before you break the Law"

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[happyhappy]

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Psalm 119:104Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way. 105Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

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