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becauseHElives
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Found in Him
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Church Bulletin Bloopers:
"For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."
"The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church."
"The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."
"Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door."
"Anointing of the sick ... If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request."
"The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment."
The sermon title this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH
The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD
The sermon this morning: GOSSIP ... THE SPEAKING OF EVIL
The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY
The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 3 ... EUTHANASIA
The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE
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~To Him That is able to keep you from falling and to present you before His glorious presence without fault and with great joy...to the only God our Savior be glory, majesty, power and authority, through Jesus Christ our Lord, before all ages, now and forevermore! Amen.~ Jude 24
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